sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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