the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
handjob tips. give me some.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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