He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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