Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
