so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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