did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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