there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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