There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
its not stalking. its research.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I party with great urgency now.
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