he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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