Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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