That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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