problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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