Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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