David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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