Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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