is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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