i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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