my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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