why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
of course. lets lasso hookers.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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