Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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