I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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