how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You can make out without kissing
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