what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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