well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
