I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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