if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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