yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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