The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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