dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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