Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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