i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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