mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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