I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Randomize
