Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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