He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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