There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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