if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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