Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
that's an acceptable place to lick
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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