Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
tell me about the eggs
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