He is such a slut. More and more my type.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Sacagawea was the original milf.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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