: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Boobs speak an international language.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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