How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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