my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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