btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
