This is the prime rib incident all over again
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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