doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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