Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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