I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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