Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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