Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
