where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
