i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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