I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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